On Time and the Banishment of Time Paradox Book Two: Manual of Earth Terms Part One: The Letters A - F Zyk's 1st Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Krakow, Poland, 1348 Part Two: The Letters G - L Zyk's 2nd Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Dachau, Germany, 1942 13 Part Three: The Letters M - R Zyk's 3rd Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Roswell, New Mexico, 1947 Part Four: The Letters S - Z Zyk's 4th Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Dallas, Texas, 1963 Zyk's Last Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Gethsemane, Jerusalem, 33 A.D. TABLE OF CONTENTS The Wheel of Kadab - Front (Frontispiece) Message to my Angels by God, Lord of the Personified Universe Encyclopædia of Hell Preface to First Edition by Satan, Lord of Hell List Of Demon Commentators A Note on the Commentaries by Zyk of Asimoth Publisher's Note on the 666th Edition Book One: The Maps, Diagrams & Invasion Plan 1. The Encyclopedia of Hell-Miriam Van Scott The Encyclopedia of Hell is a comprehensive survey of the underworld, drawing information from cultures around the globe and eras throughout history. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E. Martin Olson 's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed-channeling the real voice of Satan. Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders. Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans, Methods of Canning Human Pus, and Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children. Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.

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